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May the 4th be with you.

The problem with 20th century men is they thought they held all the cards. The problem with 21st century men is they think they hold none. @4619 37th St, Lubbock, United States

Google Drive is here. The internet just got a whole lot cloudier. http://htxt.it/1XtQ

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?" @Orlando Ave, Lubbock, United States

If a dream is a wish your heart makes, then apparently I want my boss to love cats. #iamweird

This is a test.

Wisdom is invaluable because it comes at great cost.

I woke up this morning and found that goldfish left Lincoln logs in my sock drawer. @4602 54th St, Lubbock, United States

If history has taught me anything it's that we live in the present.

The tornado outbreak has moved out of north Texas. Now brace yourselves for the outbreak of anti-government complaints.

If you think no one knows how you feel, then you don't listen to enough music.

If you think no one knows how you feel, then you don't listen to enough music.

I just heard someone call themselves an "ex-gay." News flash: there is no such thing. Your sexual preference is as immutable as your hair color. I empathize with anyone who feels this way, and I'm sorry your friends, family, and society are so evil. I love you anyway.

Something to think about: There will be voters in the next election who were born after Kurt Cobain died.

I just found out that the U.S. Army pulled its advertisements off of Rush Limbaugh's show. #InMyHeart @5110 54th St, Lubbock, United States

I've never seen so many pouting adults. http://wh.gov/sotu #sotu

Don't mess with Texas or we'll make our governor your president.

On the bright side, getting stuck at the same construction site every day gives you an opportunity to watch something being created. @Texas Tech Pkwy, Lubbock, United States

GoDaddy's commercials are so awful I'm seriously considering closing my account with them.