Closed my eyes for a second; woke in a pile of my own drool. Nice.

has been robbed

is settling in to a new way of life

Is employed. Again. Lol

is starting to panic again.

is SICK of crazy people

is unemployed again

really sucks at sales.

might take a quick nap...

is calling on her racing skills

is being flamed on the Internet. Again.

is both emotionally and physically exhausted.

is looking at clean slate.

is bummed; I was getting used to being a bum.

has another job offer. (sigh of relief)

is headed back to work for free :)

is toasted before noon. Woo hoo!

OMG.. Commuting SUCKS

wonders: Are all transgressions forgivable?

Is wondering if you ever truly recover from infidelity

is not a doormat.

has an uneasy feeling I can't seem to shake

is negotiating with a 3 yr. old. What is WRONG with me?

is going to have a good year. I just know it.

has lost something... and it's driving me crazy

is haunted by a melody

is starting to realize that principles are not edible. Nor do they encourage a steady revenue stream.

wishes trust came easily.

is ready to start a new year.

needs some positive reinforcement

is wiped out

is happy to have family right now

is hoping that someone will call soon.

Wishes I had a crystal ball

wonders where is MY bailout package?

is getting tired... but hopeful

Irony: I rated "expert" in Microsoft Word

is gearing up for JobSearch: Day 2

is so thankful for all my friends, family, and fans.

is starting to worry... I need a job

is unemployed

Is miserably full

Is so happy to be home

says 2 hours 'til vacation. Maybe they can sand the fingernail imprints from my desk.

wondering if I could get away with a "temporary insanity" plea. I can do crazy.

4 hours 'til vacation. Deep breaths.

says 8 hours 'til vacation. I can do this.

is caught in geek hell

is highly motivated this morning. Without caffeine. The apocalyse is coming.

needs another line of income, but I don't want to work.

when shoes don't fit right and you walk and you get the "foot fart" noise.

is looking forward to a quiet evening at home with Hugh Laurie, despite the fact he bears a striking resemblance to my first ex-husband.

loves the sound of thunder... I just prefer to be in bed when I hear it.

thinks gravity is optional. At least my feet do. Damn feet.

is completely uninspired at the moment.

needs a romantic getaway.

sprained my hand doing laundry. No, really.

is headed to the country

is flaming pissed off at AT&T

is flaming pissed off at AT&T

wonders if there are any moderately normal people left on this planet

has her game face on

is pretty sure I could find an alternative use for an ice pick right about now.

just made up a new word: "Heiferpotomus"

I just reminded myself where the wall was with my face. Ow.

asks how come my "assertiveness" is always perceived as "aggression?" I'll show you aggression....

My knee is killing me; hope this doesn't slow down my training for the marathon.

has discovered that big hair is a result of water with high mineral content. Must re-evaluate my perception of Texan women.

is going to eat so perhaps I won't be so cranky

wonders why I can't be happy for people who are having a nice afternoon. Perhaps because I'm CHAINED TO A DESK.....

needs a foot massage. By Hugh Jackman. With no shirt on. Ahhh... happiness....

knows I should take the term MILF as a compliment, but for some reason it just annoys me.

wonders if it's too early to start drinking

is ready to vote

is wondering when the world became so damn angry.

is now done with candy. For at least a half an hour. Maybe fifteen minutes.

is ready to get Halloween started!

is covered in fairy dust (aka 99 cent glitter from Wal-Mart)

now has the qualifications to be a zombie. Except for flesh-eating. Make that a vegetarian zombie. In boots.

would like to go on hiatus.

I think everyone should engage in self-depreciating humor. Because everyone is stupid sooner or later.

Perhaps if people ACTED professional, I would be more inclined to return the favor. Maybe.

Wishing I had a few mad ninja skillz.

Wondering how long we're going to stay in this recession denial...

When the pen for the graphic tablet is resting in my coffee cup (that still contains coffee) it might be time for a vacation.

Thinking about chocolate chip cookies and milk. Served by Jason Statham.

WANT. http://hellotxt.com/l/Nym2

loves a rainy night...

Where is the corporate policy for naptime?

What is WRONG with people today??? MEAN!

Ready to call it a day... unfortunately, the day isn't ready to go yet.

Testing out hellotxt.com; let's see if this monster works.