Can't get stupid @HelloTxt to work for work social networking accts. Grrr.

Another letter from Mitt Romney's office to the folks at SCAN. http://htxt.it/UFxm

All DC Metro Snob fans invited to event at Busboys tomorrow at 8 p.m., 14th & U location. Meet The Snob in person!

Watch me on ABC's Nightline tonight talking about Michelle Obama!

By "him" I mean Lorne Michaels. Will use profanities Bostonians taught me.

Will be at 30 Rock today for tour. Perhaps I will shout it at him rudely from a distance.

Just felt the need to share that at 6 a.m. here in Spanish Harlem.

Snob has gone from annoyed to outrage over SNL not doing obvious: Aisha Tyler IS Michelle Obama.

All above-the-knee socks are liars.

YouTube video capture is pissing me off. They keep cutting off my vids, man!

Why did it have to rain the week I'm in NYC? :(

New SCAN entry up on Condi Rice and the Dinner Party of Doom! http://htxt.it/Noeh

is in Spanish Harlem, NYC w/ BFF's sister!

From CNN: Ashton Kutcher is first to reach 1 million followers in Twitter contest with CNN ... um, NEWS???

Got hit on three times at the hotel bar. Oh yeah. I stiiiiiillllll got it.

Calling out DC folk: Snob looking for ideas on things to cover, people to meet, places to visit, see in DC this April ...

Hear us discuss black media on Saturday, April 18 from 2 to 4 p.m. at the Kennedy Bldg.

The Harvard panel I'm on has Essence's Angela Burt-Murray, Troy Patterson of Slate.com and Ta-nehisi Coates! Awesome!

Still not tired. Of course I WANT to stay up when I have insomnia.

TJ Holmes is marrying someone who isn't me. Can that be legal? http://htxt.it/93Nz

Staying up late. Talking on the phone to my homie Jada.

Listening to Runaway Del Shannon. Thanks "Heroes." Forgot the song til now.

Is it cool to pimp my minor misunderstanding with Roland Martin as the "FIGHT OF THE CENTURY" on my blog? Worked for Jon Stewart. http://htxt.it/TEAg

For two seconds I thought I deleted my entire blog and almost died. Whew. Nothing to see here!

Combing over wall of sexy. Noticing insane number of Hapas. Only about three of them have jobs.

Finally have new phone. Call away!

Phone still not working. May be the battery since I'm almost positive no one plugged it up while I was away for 12 days.

My dad just mocked my "stoned" voice I get from my meds at night. Thanks a lot for the support, Poppy! :/

Just realized that in my mind Kal Penn is a black guy and that's why I can't stop writing about him.

Now stupid phone is not working. Need phone to live! Damn you, Samsung!

Frustrated. Can't find dictionary of 1940s jazz slang. Boo. Life is lame.

Has wonderful mania infused insomnia. Feels good to be honest about that now. http://htxt.it/7Cll

@tjholmescnn Turn on the TV people. Our man is readin' the news!

How bad is it when you can't afford your own swag?

wishes better singers would cover Sheryl Crow's songs because I hate her voice, and love "Now That You're Gone."

I basically want to make it easier for people to know when SCAN and my journal have updates.

Looking for someone who knows CSS and Squarespace about creating "Top stories" layout a la Gawker for Snob Blog. Anyone?

Had to kill the "Wall of Sexy" on the new site today. Never fear. Will work on developing substitute.

Finally updated SCAN after a near three-month hiatus. Will try not to neglect my satire ever again! All hail the return of the HNIC! http://hellotxt.com/l/wg8G

Why do all MSNBC's adverts for Obama's 1st 100 Days look like old commercials for "The West Wing?" CNN went for something more "Tom Clancy."

Home from work, exhausted. Just went through a billion emails. If my replies are slow, you now know why.

At home sick, just finished watch mockumentary "CSA." Did not laugh once. Too disturbed. Especially during "Runaway" commercial.

I think it's funny when people don't realize the name "The Black Snob" is satire. But then, you'd think that if you never read the site.

Cute black girls post makes HuffPo! http://hellotxt.com/l/Lt9I

The cute black girls are everywhere campaign is going well. Keep the pics coming! http://hellotxt.com/l/jLNk

wish my stomach and head would stop hurting. Alas, it would help if I could takes some aspirin and water w/o gagging.

From The Root, Hair Don'ts for Barack: http://hellotxt.com/l/FQ4K

I'm looking for feedback on The Snob site and SCAN. My ideas for the future are up on Facebook and MySpace. Comment if you can! Thanks!

Off to work to be miserable at Macy's. I'll be thinking of novels I haven't finished to get through the day.

Morning! Playing 007 songs, Diamonds Are Forever, World is not Enough, You Know My Name & Another Way to Die, Alicia & Jack White rock!

Going to take a while to update the blog today. Late updates all around. Trying to get pictures up. Words this afternoon.

Karl Rove sez McCain needs Ohio just as FOX calls Ohio for Obama. Wheee! http://hellotxt.com/l/sQyg

Time Mag. blog "The Page" calls it for Obama. Ohio was enough for them! http://hellotxt.com/l/IQRu

Tired, nervous, ready for the results!

WHOOO HOOO! ONE MORE DAY! Paint the White House black, ya'll! http://hellotxt.com/l/Nl1m

McCain to go on SNL this weekend. Is he aware NY isn't a battleground state? http://hellotxt.com/l/yRfH

Woke up at 6 am, went back to bed. Woke up at 10. Still sleepy. God, I'm lazy today.

Darn that Obama. He made me cry. Well done, sir. Well done.

Joe the Plummer - Country Music Artist??? http://hellotxt.com/l/ILeW

New anti-Palin commercial: http://hellotxt.com/l/jQpi

Afternoon all! Got linked to by Crooks & Liars today. Received a CRAZY amount of readers. Hope they clicked a lot of ads!!!

Trickery in Va.! Fake flier tells Dems to vote on Nov. 5th! http://hellotxt.com/l/Qa3a

Stupid blogger has moved a side Google ad to the bottom of my first story all on its own and I don't know how to fix it. Grrrrr.

Hoax: McCain volunteer makes up attack by scary black man who carved a backwards "B" on her face story. Who's not surprised? http://hellotxt.com/l/iu60

MSNBC just said that Republicans are happier than others statistically. Wow. It's true. Ignorance is bliss.

My right hand is still half asleep but I'm awake and today is my day off. Finally. I can get some work done!

Palin as president ... scary (yet funny because hopefully it won't come true). http://hellotxt.com/l/CWqT

I made an ad sale! Whoo hoo! Still can't quit my day job ... booooo.

Long hard week folks. I slept until 11 a.m. While this song is kind of pedestrian, the video to Katy Perry's "Hot N Cold" cheered me up.

Lame. Someone replaced my FOX Monday night line up with baseball. Curse you, America's pastime!

Another Monday night of Terminator and ... sigh ... Prison Break. It's sooo bad this season yet I STILL WATCH! What's wrong with me?

Back from my not-quite-day-job. Now checking my email and watching Wolf bore me in "The Situation Room." My feet are killing me.

BTW, Cosmo named Johnny Depp sexiest man. Negroes Will Smith and Pharell made the list. Partial Nergro Wentworth Miller also represented. http://hellotxt.com/l/Cvdz

Oh ... here's the link to that "sexy" wall ... http://hellotxt.com/l/8wBs

Spruced up "The Great Wall of Sexy" some. My Flickr page dedicated to hot people of all persuasions. And I'm cranky.

I have been super busy the last few days. Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy b-day on Wed. I'm going out tonight to celebrate.

I got political hangover. (Tonight's debate did me in.) What can I take for that besides tequila?

I'm live chatting the debate! Please join in! http://hellotxt.com/l/GCF3

McCain too grumpy to campaign? Folks say b*tchy b'cause he's running a dirty campaign. http://hellotxt.com/l/MonI

I'm operating on no sleep, people! NO SLEEP!

Work was easy. Even fun if only because I could just shut the brain off and go on autopilot as I scanned objects and changed their prices.

Gone to work the coal mines, going down, down, down!

Come voting day don't let this happen to you! ;)

Retro Kids, courtesy of Snob reader Whitty. Finally. Proof they have a day job. http://hellotxt.com/l/yijd

A helpful chart calculating the "elitism" of the candidates assets. http://hellotxt.com/l/phbc

Totally not in the mood to do a durn thing today, but I need to crank out some freelance PR work so I can get a check 6 weeks from now.

Listening to a collection of 90s era alt/pop/rock music. Both loving (Gin Blossoms "Hey Jealousy") and hating (EMF "Unbelievable") it.

Meanest anti-McCain/Palin ad ever! I laughed, but it's still wrong to joke about a man dying & putting Punky Brewster in charge.

So the bailout vote was a "success," yet no McCain victory lap? It's rough times for everyone I suppose. Rough times.

I'm cranky. I have a headache. And there's a gnat pestering me that I can't seem to kill. WHY?!?!?! I want to go back to bed.

I'm starvin' like Marvin in the vegetable garden. Grilled cheese sandwiches it is!

I wish I was going to the VP debate @ Wash U. Why didn't I push my one connection months ago? He got so busy he didn't even hook himself up.

What does it mean when u reach a level where folks are trying to convert u? A reader suggested I get some Jesus when I'm already a believer.

I'm emotionally and physically exhausted. Crappy job training took four crappy hours. Nothing like staring at diversity training tapes!